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France Strangling Free Speech (and Itself)

In the autumn of 2012, French Twitter erupted in a battle of racist jokes and insults. Our judicial system, in its response, has shown itself incompetent, irrelevant, and, moreover, racist. This is why you should be alarmed: The Courts Are … Continue reading

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You Can’t Talk About That

The Mariner would like to remind its readers that ¬†any projection about the results of tomorrow’s election is illegal. The law not only forbids mention on the major portals of published media, but even on your very personal Twitter and … Continue reading

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DSK: Update

We at The Mariner like to keep ourselves and our readers up to date on our favorite “chimpanzee in rut,” the former head of the IMF Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Having recently pleaded ‘Not Guilty,’ he and his million-dollar legal team has … Continue reading

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DSK Arrested for Being a Dirty Old Creep

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, managing director of the IMF, was arrested in New York and is being charged with the kidnapping, sexual abuse, and attempted rape of a hotel maid. Sir, you fucked up. But the French press is strangely hesitant to … Continue reading

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