Category Archives: Editorial

A Letter from the Editors

Thank you for all your help and support for the first ever Beach Party. We saw it as a great success. As for the poster, many of you saw the image as obvious bad taste in a good way, which … Continue reading

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France Strangling Free Speech (and Itself)

In the autumn of 2012, French Twitter erupted in a battle of racist jokes and insults. Our judicial system, in its response, has shown itself incompetent, irrelevant, and, moreover, racist. This is why you should be alarmed: The Courts Are … Continue reading

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You Can’t Talk About That

The Mariner would like to remind its readers that  any projection about the results of tomorrow’s election is illegal. The law not only forbids mention on the major portals of published media, but even on your very personal Twitter and … Continue reading

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DSK: A Crime Without Consequence

The New York City prosecutors requested Monday that the rape case of Dominique Strauss-Kahn be dismissed, basing their decision on thorough background checks on the victim and her past, notably concerning her request for asylum from her native Guinea, (one … Continue reading

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From Tahrir to Finistère

“No fewer than 10 bloggers sit in Syrian prisons, while Egypt has detained 31 over the years. Morocco has arrested at least six…” Jillian C. York of Al Jazeera, The nations of the Middle East are notorious for stifling dissent … Continue reading

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The Mariner Sets Sail

The Mariner is finally in print! After months of long delays, postponements, threats, confusion on the part of our professional printer, and our own general thumb-twirling, we’ve finally received a beautiful 100 copies of the first issue of The Mariner! … Continue reading

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DSK Arrested for Being a Dirty Old Creep

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, managing director of the IMF, was arrested in New York and is being charged with the kidnapping, sexual abuse, and attempted rape of a hotel maid. Sir, you fucked up. But the French press is strangely hesitant to … Continue reading

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You Can’t Say That…

Ryan Giggs had an affair with Imogen Thomas, denied it, and obtained a ‘Super-injunction‘ rendering any mention of it within the wide-reaching jurisdiction of British law a punishable offense. There, we said it. Rather than curl up nice and silent … Continue reading

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